My favorite song "Curbside Prophet"

Music Video:CURBSIDE PROJECT LIVE (by Jason Mraz)

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I’m just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket and

I’m waiting for my rocket to come

I’m just a curbside prophet

with my hand in my pocket and

I’m waiting for my rocket, ya'll

y’see it started way back in nyc

when i stole my first rhyme from the m.i.c.

at a west end avenue at 63

the beginning of a leap year, february, ’96

with a guitar picked up in the mix

i committed to the licks like a nickel bag of tricks

well look at me now

look at me now look at me now, now, now, now

i'm just a curbside prophet

with my hand in my pocket

and i'm waiting for my rocket to come

i'm just a curbside prophet

with my hand in my pocket

and i'm waiting for my rocket, ya'll

well you’re never gonna guess

where i’ve been been been

and i have no regrets

that i bet my whole checking account

because it all amounts to nothing up in the end

well you can only count on the road again

we’ll soon be on the radio dial

and i been payin close attention to the willie nelson style

like a band of gypsies on the highway while

i’m one man pushin’ on the california skyline drive

up the coast I brag and I boast

i ’m pickin up my pace and makin time like space ghost

raising a toast to the highway patrol with the most

put my cruise control's on coast

cuz i'm tourin' around the nation on extended vacation see

I got Elsa the dog who exceeds my limitation

i say, "i like your style, crazy pound pup!

you need a ride? [*woof*]

well come on, girl, hop in the truck!"

i'm just a curbside prophet

with my hand in my pocket

and i'm waiting for my rocket to come

i'm just a curbside prophet with my hand in my pocket

and i'm waiting for my rocket, ya'll

i'm just a curbside prophet

with my hand in my pocket

and i'm waiting for my rocket to come on

i'm just a curbside prophet

with my hand in my pocket and

i'm waiting for my rocket, ya'll

see i'm a down home brother, redneck undercover

with my guitar here

i'm ready to play

and i'm s a sucker for a filly got a natural ability

I'm geared to freestyle look at my flexibility

dangerous at the mike my ghetto hat's cocked right

the ladies say, "yo, that kid is crazy"

the backstage betties taking more than they can get

they say, "what's up with m-r-a-z?"

hey, hey, something's different in my world today

well they changed my traffic sign

to a brighter yellow

hey, hey, something's different in my world today

they changed my traffic sign to a brighter yellow

i'm just a curbside prophet

curbside prophet now

curbside prophet now

curbside come on, now

curbside prohet

waiting for my rocket to come...

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh... that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

I experienced in surgery; it's terrible.... :(

Funny Poem

She Was Looking...

Thirty feet away,

I see a beauty.

As each time I look up,

She is looking at me.

On her lips,

A sweet smile.

Making meGaze at her eyesFor awhile.

The girl,

With a black outfit,

Her smile is so naiveMaking me stay here,

And never leave.

Seeing her brown hair,

My heart wants to beClose to her,

And wants toAll night long stay here.

As every timeShe smiles,

I do want to go near.

But,What can I do,

I am afraid,

Her boyfriend is there.

Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage.

I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..

Gimme a break !!

Has... :))