To Realize

To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

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To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.

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To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate.

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To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

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To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

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To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby.

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To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

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To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

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To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

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To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident...

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To! realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

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Time waits for no one.

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Treasure every moment you have.

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You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

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To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

Some Jokes to laugh :)

Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?
"College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."

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A school girl was having an eye test."Can u read out the letters on the chart on the wall?" asked the optician.
"Chart? Where?" asked the girl.

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?
"Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'ill egal' is a sick eagle."

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct.
Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George.

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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY : No, I'm Billy Anderson.

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HAROLD : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD : Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born