Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?
"College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
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A school girl was having an eye test."Can u read out the letters on the chart on the wall?" asked the optician.
"Chart? Where?" asked the girl.
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?
"Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'ill egal' is a sick eagle."
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct.
Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George.
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY : No, I'm Billy Anderson.
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HAROLD : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD : Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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5 comments:
Thanks for the posting the jokes, bro. They're hilarious!
he he... sure, i have one more joke bout american man. It'll come next... :)
Hi how are you? My name is Trisha, I've been emailing back and forth with your Mom. I am dating your cousin Richard. I am going to be taking a trip to Cambodia in January and your Mom has offered to let me stay with you and your family. So that I could get to know you all a little more before my trip I thought I would make one of the blogs. I just made it today so I'm sorry if it's not right yet. Anyway I hope you are doing well. Write back soon. These are funny jokes, especially because I am going to be a teacher. :)
"Some Jokes to laugh :)" hehehe it's really joking and made me laugh after i read it, thun !!! Interesting blog...
Thank :P
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