Women's Lib International Conference

The first speaker, a lady from England stood up andsaid, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.

Well, after the conference, I went home and told myhusband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook forhim and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day,I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that hehad cooked a wonderful roast Lamb."
(The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up andsaid,"After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do hislaundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the secondday, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine aswell.
(The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, a Filipino lady from Visayas, stood up and said, "Aftir lass year's kampirince, Iwin hum(went home) and tuld dat lazy husband opmines, Pidro, dat I was tro getting his slippers,kuking his meals ol da tyme, washing his undirwir and dat he was guing to hab to do dem himsilf.
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clappingthat lasted for five long minutes).

She continued,"Aftir da first day, I see nating.Aftir da secun day, agin I see nating, but aftir datird day, I could see a little bit out of my leffeye."